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FUCKING MACHINE

Feeling fat and ugly, press one
If you think you’re out of time, press two
Nobody laughs when you make a joke, press three
Planning on murdering the cheerleader? Press four
Press four

If you feel bad and sad press one
If you’re depressed and lonely, press two
You have no friends and no lover press three
If you wanna jump out of the window
Press four

Is there anybody at the other side of my moan
Is there any human being somewhere in the neighbourhood
I wanna jump and I also really want to be saved
But the problem is that I have
No phone

Fucking machine X4

Si vous êtes triste tapez 1
En dépression, tapez 2
Jamais d’ami tapez 4
Avant de sauter par la fenêtre
Tapez 3

allo allo,
y’at’il quelqu’un à l’autre bout du fil
Y a-t-il un être humain quelque part dans le coin
Je voudrais sauter mais je veux surtout être sauvée
Mais voilà je n’ai pas de téléphone

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from why does nothing never happen, released March 2, 2013

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Johnandbetty Paris, France

Dogme Lo-Fi oblige, JOHN & BETTY, adeptes de la scène anti-folk (Moldy Peaches, Jeffrey Lewis, Herman Dune…) chantent des chansons qu’on dirait réchappées du Velvet Underground N°3.
Oui mais comme s’il avait été produit par Lee Hazelwood !
Une certaine idée du bonheur... ... more

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